"Um, so anyway Mary, erm…I’m having a bit of trouble pulling the moon down with a lasso, turns out you can’t actually do that, um, is there anything else you’d like? Just like, you know, a bunch of flowers, or some chocolates, or maybe just dinner or a movie or something. I can’t actually get the moon so can we just forget I ever said that, I’m sorry."
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(Source: mcflys, via mug-of-tea)
